Lighten Up! Brighten Up! is a fascinating collection of 365 jokes, quotes and puns. Inside these pages are funny jokes that will make you laugh out loud, thought-provoking quotations that will touch your heart, and crazy puns that will put a smile on your face. This is a delightful book that you won’t be able to put down.
JOKE Eight-year-old Grace has only five cents with her when she trots to the farmer and points at a tomato hanging invitingly from a vine. “I’ll give you five cents for it,” she says. “Ten cents,” says the farmer. “Take it or leave it.” Undaunted, the girl asks, pointing at a smaller and greener fruit, “How much for that one?” “All right, you can have that for five cents.” Surrendering her money, the girl says with a bright smile, “I’ll pick it on Saturday.”
The Moral: Make the best use of your limited resources.
QUOTE Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
PUN Says the bright child Grace, “I’ve found the perfect fruit drink; No more wild juice chase!”